I've known pet rocks with
Better survival instincts
Than these three douchebags
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- timothy grant
- I am a writer who loves good horror movies. Horror movies are a safe place for us to plumb the depths of the dark side of the human psyche. They let us indulge our violent shaudenfreude without anyone actually getting hurt. Or at least that's what I tell myself to sleep at night. I am represented by United Talent Agency.
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